Take It Easy, Dude.

if shes your girl then why am I in her uncles dms lowballing his ebay listings

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

It’s so fucked up that experiences from previous relationships can forever impact your ability to form and maintain new relationships. They should patch that out

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

oh shittttt

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

vampire consultant terrified of his job because he keeps hearing about stakeholders

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also some sort of a fucked up creature

just because i like something doesnt mean its good

Guy horror directors: and then we will cut to the scariest image of all.... Naked old woman with sagging boobs

The pic is so fake! Sesame Street would NEVER show night air on the show. The characters in Sesame Street all close their windows and draw their blinds as soon as the daylight ends, just in case. To stop the night air from walking around inside the house OR WORSE

call me Hand Solo the way i spend my friday nights