just a little turtle in a big world

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

There was really no winning that one

*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*

i’d like to see a boston pd officer go down this. no reason…

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.