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@pompouspersephone

“I was really into ancient greek mythology in middle school”: this person is gay

‪Aquaman was the big funny colorful mythological mishmash about a kind strong fish boy who loves his mom that the Percy Jackson movie SHOULD have been‬

This rhymes

Next time my teacher makes us read a poem this will be it

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

What about “expensive heterosexual wedding but the bride gets mad at guests for not spending thousands of dollars to go” culture?

Yeah, that’s the worst possible variant and every time I read about those I feel like I have fallen into a bizarro world.

wow the good place really went IN on those fighting choreographers didn’t they

this clown boy (actual clown literally from a circus) was like ‘ya u can pick me up from the max station after work’ then when i got off i said ‘ok tell me how long it’ll take u to get there and i’ll be there’ 2 hours ago and i haven’t heard back.. smh my first mistake was fuckin with a carless bum but his dick is big and i just really want to Fuck a Clown. also we exhanged explicit pics thru email because he doesn’t have a phone

In germany we call racoons Waschbär wich translates to wash bear (you know, because they wash their food) but this dude takes it to a whole new level.

Don’t ever call my raccoon stupid again