Some people sure do keep making posts huh

i can’t even quite articulate what it’s like to be socialized on tumblr from a teenager to adulthood without sounding insane…. it did a lot of damage to me unquestionably but also i genuinely feel like I Am Built Different than my peers who did not have that same experience. actually you know what it’s literally just the blade runner ‘i’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, moments lost in time like tears in rain’ speech….i am cringe but i am free

Feeling highly ambiguous tonight

Like in a sexy way?

can you please come pick up your kinnie boyfriend he's had one bottle of smirnoff ice and won't stop talking about how fucked up he is. he tried to put mother mother on the bluetooth speaker. if he stays here any longer i'm not getting any pussy tonight.

Everybody knows to give the big man some space.

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had named bathrooms. you could only go into a bathroom that has your name and if there isn’t one then you’re screwed

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had fandom bathrooms

there’s no more milfs

me watching any scene where a man throws glass at the wall and it shatters: clean that up right now

Oh the Muscles in my arm have started to pulse uncontrollsbly. i think that means i need to do more drugs.

OP are there any trucks near you, by any chance

fuck you for being funnier than me