Hamburger man

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

im so hungry i could eat a dinner

im so hungry i could lay a dinner egg

Befriending an artist who you deeply admire probably never ceases entirely to feel totally bewildering and surreal.

Pablo Picasso is in my DMs. Vincent Van Gogh is my Tumblr mutual and he's sending 16 smirking face emojis to me right now.

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

if the damn daniel cannot break the eggs shell it will die without being born. We are the damn daniel. The world is our egg. If we don't crack the worlds shell we will die without being born. Smash the worlds shell! Lay 1000 damn daniel eggs!!!

Lay Damn Daniel Eggs (0/10,000).

I will lay 1000 damn daniel eggs