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donnadick should beat roydick in the platonic ship tournament because ☝️ donna could easily keep dick alive if roy died. but roy barely kept dick alive after donna died

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fyresfly

beautiful women with very many mental problems

the-quasar-hero

“Why does this character have to be Black?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be a woman?”

Why shouldn’t she be?

“Why does this character have to be gay?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be trans?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be disabled?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be fat?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

Can't even properly use Tumblr like my shitty diary when my irl friends follow me on here :') make a joke about grindr experiences on here one time and then all of the sudden it's brought up at lunch what the hell

#yet again using Tumblr as the world's worst diary #screaming into the void at 3 am because why not

foone

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

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The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

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alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

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LOVE THIS!!!

lizluvscupcakes

Moon Day’s coming up, lads!

wavebirddash

Happy Moon Day, everyone!

jugularimugi

IT'S MOON DAY MONDAY LADS

thesaltofcarthage

Moon shot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock

daysleftofsecondterm

Happy moon day on 915 days left

8nin

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

bightbing

????? why wouldnt he know what a fucking bird is

#aaaaannnnddddd there's a prime example of why I started to move away from the batfam bullshit #I would rather live in peace in starfire land thank yew

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The Queen 💜🖤

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Doofenshmirtz Propaganda VOTE HERE

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 6

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

#how is this not a doof sweep????#vote my man right now

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rupurteblr

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

weepingpussywillowtree-deactiva

sometimes I think about how far we still have to go with consent

my worst relatives try to sneak meat or meat products into my food despite the fact that I'm a vegetarian

my ex's brother gave his mother an edible without her knowledge and when she got freaked out and paranoid they laughed, and people I've told that go "yeah that's shitty but it's just weed"

when I go to the doctor and ask them to describe what they are going to do before touching me they get frustrated

when I ask a friends of a friend who is a small influencer to keep me out of frame in videos they film for social media in public they look at me like I've pissed in their cereal

idk man, we've got a long way to go.

Daddy is putting some mileage on this hysterectomy

assignedmale

pikslasrce

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

fulcrumstardust

#the shit I be saying after crying to two different mitski songs in one week

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The hottest thing a man can do is say the stupidest, goofiest shit and within the same hour be whimpering and climaxing with your name on his lips

#happy pride #queer

hibi-flower

Nine fucking transgender people have been killed this year already, I am beyond angry. Every single one of them should still be alive

Update: check the google docs link I put in comments. Total 16

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