SHARKS?!

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

Burger queen divorced him

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

nothing cuter than a cat reaching out to very gently bother you with a paw