resident Magolor appreciator

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

you people can't do anything without romance

you people are so fucking boring

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

thank you Slenderman! can I wear earplugs? the static is a bit overstimulating

yes you can 👍

I love you Slenderman. can you kill my boss.

i love you too and i cant leave my forest but if you send your boss over to me i can probably arrange something

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

listen, i know it seems harmless to call cops "pigs", but in reality, our nations brave and valient pigs have done absolutely nothing to deserve to be compared to cops

What the hell happened to the energy around gender neutral bathrooms. Remember when we were fighting for all bathrooms to be gender neutral. But now we can barely argue that people can use the gendered bathroom of their choice. Maybe there's some single stall bathroom tucked away in a basement somewhere.

The other thing about the fuckass single stall bathroom is that it's usually also the only accessible bathroom. Because fuck disabled people too.

You'd think that if we had our shit together, properly designed multi-stall bathrooms would be the standard in new buildings. New buildings that are meant to be used for decades at a minimum. But because our society is useless we still have stalls with huge gaps around the door and broken latches.

It feels like we gave up on improving bathrooms sometime in the eighties.

Also what the hell is up with the "accessible" stalls you can't turn a wheelchair around in. They're so small you can't even close the door, and at that point why even have stalls. Just have everyone piss and shit on a plank with holes in it like the Romans did.

Only people with mobility issues should be allowed to become architects and interior designers.