thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era

Also sometimes the goop era lasts a little longer than other people's goop

Reporting in just 6 weeks shy of 50 years-old: You will re-goop several times in your life, often emerging with different wings and maybe even different skills. You're gonna be okay.

Fuck I needed to hear this today.

There's many goops but things do generally get better with each goopening. Especially that first one.

Almost impossible to comprehend the depravity of the Israeli government

Like to charge and reblog to cast Chinese scientists destroying the Insulin industry

I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great