i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

*twirls my bush in my fingers* kill him

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

you know what they say: bweh

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

that's it he's goign in the microwave

welp, i didnt try that hard, nor did i give it my all, but its time to give up and treat my self to snacks