LunarLizard

They need to invent a type of exercise that doesn't absolutely fucking suck to do.

the amount of care and attention the human body needs is disgusting

"are they soulmates" "are they good for each other" "are they bad for each other" i don't care. they're fictional! the question to be asking is are they interesting

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

We have once again returned to the four humors

my bitch doesn't say much shes curt like cobain

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

I’m in a clothing store in Croatia. They have an Americana collection and, honestly, 10/10.