ace!!

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

Thank god I get to visit Pelican Town

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

AND NOT MISS

im a big fan of how this person tried to get mario killed immediately after tadc thirstposting. fascinating behaviors going on on this website

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

they call me 'ol fucked up in one eye. on account of my fucked up eye. now every word I type has a beautiful halo around it

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

the countermeasure to dehumanisation is not sexualisation. the countermeasure is to treat the other person with respect and dignity actually.

i don't care if you wanna fuck fat people or hairy people or trans people or the elderly or disabled people or whatever. can you treat them like human beings