you erode my edges

okay boys let’s do 400 interviews where you read the same tweets over and over again. next week we need you to record audio porn. the gay one you’ll do some photo shoots. you, other gay one, you’re needed on a podcast appearance. okay then we have our late night debuts the next day we have morning talk shows okay then you’ll present at the golden globes, sure what the hell. now you’re walking the runway in milan for fashion week okay don’t think about that too much because this weekend we will shoot you into space so your spacesuit fitting is tomorrow morning at 6am

now let’s have them be torchbearers at the winter olympics. sure.

imagine you have a coworker at the old spaghetti factory and then a year later they're a torchbearer at the olympics

If the lettering is by S. Rosen then he wrote that like he used his hands and pen to write that he was 100% on board especially with that last bit

Love it when people in political discussions treat "this will cause millions of deaths" as a definitionally absurd, hyperbolic argument and not a thing that actually happens and has happened many times in the past and is in fact currently happening in many parts of the world. Like yeah, that's politics. That's statecraft. That's what the stakes are. Didn't you know?

Damn cony hawk

Dropped into the mortal realm like the fucking death note

[ID: Two photos of glazed ceramic sculptures of a sheep. The sculptures are counterparts, with the first showing them together -- a pink-coated sheep with dark-mulberry reddish purple legs and head/ears stands, head bent down. Below it, a distorted version mirrors it, like the sheep is standing in shallow, rippling water, the legs waving back and forth, the head and duller-colored body pinching in and expanding out. The second photo confronts the real-and-reflection illusion made when the sculptures are stacked together -- the normal pink sheep lays on its side next to the rippling sheep, which continues to lay on its back, ready for the normal one to be balanced on its wavy hooves again. Two of the hooves of the top (normal) sheep are lightly hollowed and two of the hooves of the bottom (rippling) sheep have raised inset pieces, to help lock the sheep in place when stacked. /end ID]