in el tango de roxanne when the narcoleptic argentinian goes “ROOOOOOXANNE” and ewan mcgregor is like “WHYYYYY DOES MY HEART CRY” and the violins are just freaking out in the background that’s the most intense moment in film history

Hozier if you’re reading this I am ready to get hurt again

I’m not even a real person during the last two weeks of semester this bitch empty yeet

imagine if you invited someone to your house and they demanded you buy a couch to make them come. what the fuck.

This video has been ruling my life

So what’s the song

its human nature to want a bunch of small jars

do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

i get heated when people feel the need to go out of their way to tell me astrology/tarot etc are fake. yes i know. here’s a concept though.. literally everything in the world is fake. Everything. Things only work because you believe in them. Money? fake. The government? Fake. businesses? fake! your name? fake! nothing is real except life and death so let me have fun with my Magic Cards™