Vriska's Real And She's A Gamer

that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

John.

what's up?

this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

it's always "did you really need to burn down your workplace to prove a point" and never "how was the revenge arson? did you have fun doing revenge arson? were the flames pretty?"

um.

You will never 100% idiotproof your creative work & if you try to, you will only succeed in smothering the soul out of it. btw

shoutout to girls who are final bosses AND to girls who are hidden bosses too. girls with multiple healthbars. girls with instant loss attacks. girls that inflict fucked up statuses. girls <3

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

I attended an anti-suicide seminar in college. One of the big takeaways from it was that stigmatizing suicide increases the rate of suicide, because people who are feeling suicidal feel like they can't ask for help. Every time I see babytalk garbage like 'unalive', I think of that.

(didnt hear what you said) sweetheart can you age regress like 30 seconds

i hate a recipe for a dish with "marry me" in the name. fuck off. gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate

making a recipe called "divorce me no prenup" the way you're gonna want at least half

playing a prank on a trans girl where i take her home and make her a nice hot comfort food meal and shower with her and wash her hair and go to bed with her and cuddle and cherish her forever

shes gonna get so fucking pranked. shes making cute little noises and hugging me in her sleep and she doesn’t even know im kinda in love with her. best prank ever

she has no idea that im gonna take her on a date tomorrow and show her off and be proud im dating her instead of treating her like a shameful secret and we’re gonna get a nice dinner and then go stargazing and cuddle on a blanket after that and then drive home and get ice cream at midnight. she doesn’t know i’m planning any of this. sucker.