time loop enjoyer

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

everyone posting their 'blue sky' as if there isn't a veil of darkness hanging over the world

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

okay but this is actually my favorite way to be told I am loved? you saw a thing I love in the wild and thought about me and maybe even took a picture and told me you saw it and thought of me?? wow thanks babes I'm crying

I would be such a terrible protagonist. Cause the first time someone threatens me and/or tells me to keep something quiet? The second I’m out of that situation? I’m blabbing. I’m tattling. I’m telling the involved parties an intricate play-by-play of what just happened. Fuck keeping that shit to myself. I would not be adding tension to anything.

Having ADHD is like....I have to...work up the energy to watch...a new television show 😩

i am a dog locked in a car in the summer. the a/c is not on. i do not have water. no music is playing

I need him grievously injured

Gets so mad my pronouns change