time loop enjoyer

accidentally opened a fandom wiki in a browser without an ad blocker, i can taste blood in my mouth

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

your cat was an honor to see in the window

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

you shouldn’t be allowed to wake up with a headache

you shouldn’t be allowed to wake up with a headache