her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here

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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here

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Iβm watching season one simpsons
this is because fisting is commendable while being a fistee is a mortal sin
Thanks for clarifying Judge Judy
One time I was at a pub trivia night with some writer friends and we almost won but there was a tie. As a tiebreaker they asked us and the other team to write down as many moons of Jupiter as we could in two minutes.
None of us are very into astronomy so at first everyone was like oh weβre gonna lose but there were three of us at the table that night who were either former classics majors or otherwise super well read on Roman mythology and the three of us were like give us that paper right now and we just took turns writing down all of the lovers of Jupiter from mythology that we could.
So of course we won lol
You really never know what random niche knowledge you have will come in handy at trivia night. You really donβt.
I have to tell myself this isn't real to stay sane
they wont teach you this one in schoolΒ
What about nonbinary people?
motherfucking oysters

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Iβve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as βShaggy eviscerating an apeβ
i am her, she is me
Never forget that the physicians and "detransitioners" they bring to speak against trans healthcare are paid enormous sums to give false testimonies. They're not legitimate sources and shouldn't stop you from living your best life (source).
tell a trans girl you love her today. please
reblog to tell prev you love her
Spain first goal 105 minutes in
I donβt care who wins in Spain vs Argentina. Iβve just turned on the tv to witness.
I do find it very funny that they periodically show up close slow motion video of fans in the stands on either side looking increasingly frustrated
Argentina is down a bunch of players and the announcers keep wondering if Messi is gonna save them with the same tone Iβd imagine that youβd wonder if the reinforcements are coming before morning on the battlefield
Thereβs like five minutes left in the game. I think if Spain wins Iβm gonna make the flag in Minecraft just because
Well Iβm off to collect some red and yellow wool
Pain or something idk I donβt play soccer

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i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page
"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"
Can't help but appreciate how well the body language translates through VR.
The frantic head turning while looking for a place to stash the grenade, the double take as they realize the drawer they chose was FULL of grenades, and the "WTF" hand gesture as they point in disbelief at the drawer full of grenades? Chef's kiss.
POV youβre Wile E Coyote
No translation neccessary
Those are all the people that pushed the button.
stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!
citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.
(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)
im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter
Never resonated with a gender description so much. Closest I getting describing my experience of my gender is like... gender apathy? Idk if that's anything in the ballpark of what OP was going for but I like this too
Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!

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theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become
this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read
reblog to reclaim your power
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You are not supposed to tell people this