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Are your characters fucking in spite of The Horrors, or are they fucking because of The Horrors?

There is a third thing to consider.

The thing they don't tell you about working out is that sore muscles are an erogenous zone

I am no better than a cis man because I, too, entirely missed the point of Fight Club. I think forming a boot camp for trans men to beat the snot out of each other in an abandoned basement to build brotherhood while me and the hallucination of my idealized self run a gray market t-gel homebrewing operation sounds fucking awesome.

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

If your character is an angst riddled male scientist who's in any way unhinged, you have no choice but to name him Victor. Same goes if he's just a weird little guy who just enjoys tinkering a bit. It is law

Best sex position is guy who’s not there but is fundamental to everything

THOMAS MAZE RUNNER GETTING HARD WHEN NEWT ATTACKS HIM IN TDC SEND TWEET

Anyway Angela Montenegro is the character of all time. She's an artist. She's bisexual. She's a renowned computer geek. She hates her job. She's biracial. She once translated Chinese characters to "it says why stupid white boy think I speak Chinese". Her dad is ZZ Top