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stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

The thing about the r slur is that people who are using it again are indeed using it as a slur. This isn't a word that is being reclaimed. This is a word that is once again being used 100% as a slur. You're being a bigot if you're using it against others. Straight up. There isn't another argument to be made. Knock it tf off.

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england