The Skies will Split for The Sun to Smile

Call Me Maybe is so deep actually. If ‘before you came into my life I missed you so bad’ was sufjan Stevens, tumblrinas would have gotten it tattooed on their ribs in typewriter font.

i feel like this site's user base assigns way too much power and influence to modestly popular tumblr users. like people will talk about someone who has 7000 followers on here and no clout anywhere else like they're the nestle corporation. the 50th most-followed tiktoker in your city has exponentially more cultural cachet than the most popular weirdo on this place

the only real privilege of being tumblr popular is random people treating you like their personal dancing bear and/or worst enemy. there are engagement farms run by 19 year olds based out of portugal making five figures a month on twitter while the most embattled microcelebrity on this site has to e-beg to pay their heating bill in between shifts at sam's club.

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

You have to be anti-war to care about climate change, and you have to hate the USA to be anti-war.

okay but sean kingston literally had a point

i see a beautiful woman and become inconsolably suicidal

For the typical “gamer,” there is nothing unusual about spending upwards of 10 hours a year “gaming”

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

Trans women were born women, I hope this helps 👍🏾

god I love tits