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it's so funny that daniel craig is a huge car seat headrest fan it's so funny that he brought the cast of logan lucky to a car seat headrest concert like. imagine you're in a sea of depressed gay nerds at a car seat headrest concert but also next to you is channing tatum and adam driver and daniel craig and they are dancing and having fun at the car seat headrest concert

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

great news guys. i just got word im not going to hell anymore. yeuuuup thats right im officially not going to hell. and it’s because i posted so good. the demiurge told me this directly. so that’s exciting

turns out the being that crafted the entire material universe really likes reading posts on the internet and if you do enough good ones it writes your name down on an eternal scroll woven from the ashes and fabric of time and that gives you Hell Exemption. so you know. never stop posting

Reblogging in honor of Marjane Satrapi, one of THE great graphic novelists. Her comic Persepolis was a crucial text for shaping my belief that comics can deeply explore identity, culture, politics, and history.

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

the thing about abandoning shame is that its not a one and done thing its something to look out for and either shake off or alleviate whenever it does end up sneaking up on you. like low blood pressure

i keep adding to my "watch later" and not watching later