Witches and Wonders

@arrowheadedbitch : Guys, stop with the DARE Tim versus stoner Tim discourse, obviously both are true and he's a lying hypocrite!

@ditzybat (replying to prev):

tim hosting a DARE assembly at school: i will avoid peer pressure and drugs and try my best to prevent others from ruining my happiness. i am and will continue to be drug-free.

bernard: i saw you hit a blinker in the bathroom before this.

tim: shhhhh, bear i'll let you hit my cart if you keep your trap shut…

@thebiballerina (also replying to prev) :

That is not even "lying hypocrite" territory; that is just the average effectiveness of the DARE program.

(Are people unironically using "DARE" as an antonym for stoner? I don't have any stake in this particular debate, but I have to ask, because your DARE Robin could do drugs gleefully and I wouldn't even register that as odd. I'd find it weirder if he was regularly drinking alcohol.)

Also, the other things DARE addressed besides (illicit) substance use were gang membership, violent behavior, and other "associated" petty crimes among teens. Maybe you've already failed DARE if your main extracurricular is partaking in an underground operation that engages in extralegal violence in response to your city's problems. Just saying.

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@captainfinnsboat :

Tim, talking to Damien and Jon: Don’t do drugs, kids!

Jason: You ate four edibles last night and vomited on my couch.

@thesecretdcblog : Tim: Do as I say and not as I do

#stoner tim drake#i don't think he smokes though#he likes his lungs functioning the way they should#he's strictly an edibles guy#especially after losing his spleen

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@bianca-hooks123 : Boy probably has chronic pain, of course he’s self medicating

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@homelybiscuit : I'm conflicted because stoner tim is funny but I read a fic where he ate one of Jason's pot brownies or something and he was literally allergic and he had the unholy combination of allergy and weed anxiety. And he had to drive him to the emergency room and Bruce had to bail them out because the workers were like. This kid is underage and on drugs who gave him it

[fic: Stoned (and Supported?) by emmacortana on Ao3]

@rosieandthethorns (replying to prev) : fun fact unless they called the cops themselves they wouldn't have to pay bail because of patient confidentiality with HIPPA. In fact, lots of EMTs get extremely protective of their patients, especially at things like raves, concerts, etc. "I'm not a cop" is something they mean literally, they need to know those things to help you and if you'll get in trouble you wouldn't tell them, so now they're not allowed to snitch

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@ditzybat (op) : #he has a blunt in his utility belt he plans to share with spoiler later#and a cart#and perhaps a guava ice lost mary that he hits whenever bruce isnt looking - its like a game#stoner tim drake my beloved

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@nicomoon69 : #I just know that man has a bong he hits before going to bed every night#that man needs his weed

@kennimu : #people can try and tear stoner Tim out of my cold dead clammy hands#its objectively one of the funniest Tim headcanons#especially with his 'i will never do drugs' speedh

@oncillabrigade : #poor Jim doesn't get paid enough for this#b come get your self-medicating kid

@redlightofdawn : #tim is such a stoner he figures a way to get bart kon and cassie high#core four more like core four twenty

@ughjay : #i’m a stoner tim truther#he just looks like he’d smoke#but he also looks like he gets scammed#like 30$ for a g?#yes ofc he’ll pay that good sir#pleasure doing business

@chickadee394 : #i firmly believe tim and steph both smoke#and because he has no idea how much things should cost she overcharges the hell out of him

@url-is-url : #there's also a third option that tim is purely stirring the pot

1. this isn't a hypothetical scenario. i searched how to remove the complexity bar in spore, clicked on the first result, and was met with someone condescendingly describing how to use google (no actual answer present in the whole thread). "actually if this happened-" no but it did though. it did actually happen and i was compelled to immediately draw it (losing all desire to actually find out the information i was initially looking for)

2. "just use duckduckgo" i was using duckduckgo. i said it was goople.fart and added in the ads for comedic effect, and bc they might as well be the same bc the problems run deeper than the search engines themselves. duckduckgo isn't a superior search engine, its strength lies in that it doesn't track you the way that google does (and it's not overrun by advertisements)

3. "use marginalia search" have YOU ever used marginalia search??? it's not good for finding the answers to questions. in fact it is not good for finding anything specific at all. it's good for finding random websites when you're bored. it's like, a novelty search engine. i appreciate it's existence but really it's not very helpful in the day-to-day

4. "it's ok you can say reddit" INCORRECT. it was steamcommunity

Bugs Bunny: *standing behind him and peering over his shoulder* "Bugs" is spelled with a Z.

Light Yagami: *without turning around* Ah yes, thank you *erasing furiously and continues writing*

Bugs Bunny: *stroking chin* Or was it an S?

Light Yagami: *erasing again and writing again*

Bugs Bunny: No, it was definitely a Z.

Light Yagami: *erasing again, even more agitated*

Bugs Bunny: Wait! It was a TH!

Light Yagami: *turning around, red faced* Can you decide on a spelling already?! *awkward pause, realizing who he's talking to*

Light Yagami: *screams, notebook and pen shooting up*

Bugs Bunny: *yoinks them both out of the air* Now let's see... Light Yagami... *begins scribbling*

Light Yagami: *on his knees, hands clasped* Wait, no, please, I beg of you! Spare me!

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