assigned cow at barn

Reblog to give yourself bigger tits.

oh. oh okay LITERALLY every single video i've ever uploaded to my blog has been flagged as explicit. like. my fucking gamedev videos are apparently sexual content

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

Wheatley has been dead for three slutty slutty years

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game