#coraposting

I don't understand why people get so upset with canon... you know if it's dumb you can just ignore it right?

the word "content" hits my ears like a slur

we seriously need to salute every single trans woman who chooses to shave her junk. not because of any preference (I like hairy dykes) but because shaving your balls is like trying to put a coat of paint on a deflated bouncy castle using a steak knife instead of a brush. god bless you all.

yeah so at the moment I'm running Zamboni Linux. yeah it's arch based. all my packages come from the cloud. actually every time my rig boots up it automatically hacks an unsecured windows 10 pc and changes the wallpaper to a scumbag steve meme with bill gateses face. oh he doesn't work there anymore? dude I don't keep up with that stuff. did I mention I run arch? I'm actually dailying a mouseless montorless setup right now where my computer translates the text on screen into morse code beeps. once you get used to it it's actually way more efficient cuz I don't even need my eyes open to code.

saying "I contain multitudes" but the multitudes got names and shit