there’s nothing unusual about wild apes, or the forests of oregon. but put the two together and a special kind of magic is made

"i asked chatgpt" well i asked Prince Hamlet and he didn`t know what to do either

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

my inner qualities will carry the day in the third act. but here in the first act they're worth fuck all

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

how good would it feel to freak out at work one time. all those bipolar baristas have probably felt catharsis that i can only dream of

don’t worry. it’s easier to love you than you think

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

they shadowbanned me from finding real n true love