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You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

in retrospect, this actually got me laid so maybe take notes

Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

wish we had more internal organ emojis

Sending spleen emojis to my depressed friends to indicate that their excessive black bile is causing their melancholia

losing my mind over this

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