let your ships sail

the best summary of middle-class american economics I've seen

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

Scooby from scooby Doo

I mean, if we really wanted comic book movies to be faithful to the source material, rather than spending $100 million on one movie, what you'd do is give $20 million each to five different directors, release all five resulting movies in theatres at the same time, and make sure that each movie's plot refers to the events of all the other movies' plots in such a way that whichever of the five movies you watch first will be entirely incomprehensible and every possible viewing order is wrong.

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

And I love you all platonically and from afar, not expecting any of you to acknowledge my existence. As one loves a sunset.

These vibes for everyone as we go into 2022!

"Get those Japanese words off of me" is one of the funniest lines on this blog, and I didn't write it.

Ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. Im fine. Im happy and I will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life.

Heavy are the heads that wear the crowns

but light are the balls that umm...uh...

wow i hate your fucking shoelaces

happy impeachment everyone

finally something I’m qualified for