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I really donāt like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I donāt. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.
I signed up for political intrigue and aliens but instead youāre just having therapy speak sex with a human man. Whereās the aliens???? Kill something!
At least please fuck the dragon.
No. He needs to pay for his war crimes and doesnāt deserve any sex.
No. He needs to pay
for his war crimes and doesnāt
deserve any sex.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school
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I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us
Centaurs Plane Crash Rewrite
š when he got the callĀ | 1.4k
Shane is in a press conference when he finds out about the plane crash.
š you don't know what I'd do for youĀ | 1.5k
J.J. says āThe Centaursā plane had to make an emergency landing.ā and for Shane everything just stops.
š what if? - the proposal happened slightly differentlyĀ | 1.9k
Shane just wants to see his bf after the plane incident
š close my eyes and count | 2.1k
Plane crash reversal where itās Shane on the plane instead of Ilya
š Run Toward Me | 2.2k
The Centaursā plane makes an emergency landing in Ottawa, and in the moments before impact, Ilya calls Shane thinking it might be the last time they ever speak.
š You are stuck with meĀ | 2.3k
Ilya lands in the hospital after the plane crash. Shane rushes to see his boyfriend that nobody knows about (including Ilya)
š I choose him | 2.6k
Shane almost dies in the crash and decides heās done hiding.
š Unanswered, UnawareĀ | 2.6k
The plane crash aftermath, if Shane and Ilya had broken up 3 months earlier
š Iād Stop the World If It Gave Us Time | 3.0k
the plane scene in The Long Game goes a little differently.
š Proof EnoughĀ | 3.4k
An alternate/expanded take on the days following the Centaurs' emergency landing, featuring Shane's inability to accept proof, Ilya's stubborn insistence on being alive, and the particular difficulty of loving someone whose heart has had every reason to stop, maybe even before the crash
š Crash Out | 3.9k
Troy does his best to keep his team from finding out Shane is in Ilyaās hotel room after the emergency plane landing
š And I'll still see it, until I die | 3.9k
What if Shane was the one that almost died in a plane crash in The Long Game?
š stand here with meĀ | 3.9k
Shane's plane is the one that almost crashes
š Safe in Your HeartĀ | 4.3k
What if the plane incident in The Long Game was more serious and Ilya got hurt?
š Still (It only falls into place when you're falling to pieces) | 4.4k
six months after the fight that resulted into Shane and Ilya breaking up, Ottawa Centaurs's plane has to make an emergency landing
š Oh, To Love LoudlyĀ | 4.6k
Shane is on the plane that is about to crash instead of Ilya.
š So Kiss Me Where I Lay Down (To Be Loved and To Be in Love)Ā | 5.0k
the one where Shane rushes to Ilya after the plane crash and the Cens find out about HollaNov + Yuna is a Momager of the highest caliber + a chaotic Q&A ensues + Shane has a binder detailing their life plan, but then does a little something Ilya was not prepared for
š A Hole In His Arms Where the World Used To Be | 5.0k
an alternate version to the Centaurs plane crashing in Tampa and how Shane reacts to it.
š Like They DidĀ | 5.3k
Shane reacts to the plane crash, thinking that Ilya died
š Iām Saying Your Name (When I Think the Plane Will Crash) | 5.3k
Ilya and Shane breakup. Then the Centaursā plane almost crashes
š and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bedĀ | 5.5k
When J.J. goes to comfort Shane after the almost-plane-crash, Shane tells him the truth.
š 20 Questions | 5.6k
When the Centaurs' plane to Florida loses their engine everyone's fine, except for Ilya who'd been scratched by a broken bottle in all the jostling. Shane hears the news, sees the report of "non-life-threatening injuries" and panics. Somehow, JJ manages to get them both to Florida before the Centaurs' game starts
š what do you say to a brand-new ghost?Ā | 5.7k
The Plane Crash nearly goes as wrong as possible when Shane's game is cancelled, and he sees Ilya's messages in real time. To make matters worse, Ilya spends fifteen minutes falling out of the sky and mourning all that he would never have. Or, Ilya's pov ofĀ i pray this love changes me (this grief will)Ā ft. the very confused but supportive Centaurs
š What if it were you (and then it was)Ā | 6.3k
What if it were Shanes plane that went down
š a thread of hopeĀ | 6.9k
The Centaurs' plane goes down on their way to Tampa, and Ilya loses...everything. Shane thinks he loses Ilya.
š planes and plansĀ | 7.8k
What if the Centaurs' plane had actually crashed and no one had heard from them for a few days.
š Our gentle sinĀ | 7.8k
The plane crash but angstier and fluffier (Ilya's phone shatters after he sends those texts so Shane crashes out properly)
š and this is when the feeling sinks in (i don't wanna miss you like this) | 9.9k
the plane from The Long Game actually crashes, Ilya gets injured, Shane rents a car to drive down to him, and he takes care of him
š Sunshine | 10.1k
š the plane scene from tlg but angstier
š the stupid plan doesn't work anymore | 10.9k
When Shane learns that Ilya's plane has crashed and he doesn't even know who Ilya's emergency contact is or if Ilya's alive, he has a stunning realization that Ilya dying without anyone knowing what they are to one another would be a torment.
š Through Fire | 11.6k
where the emergency landing was worse than the book
š Lost in translationĀ | 12.4k
Ā Ilya doesn't text Shane after his plane had to make an emergency landing, and then everything collapse
š The Only One Who Could Keep UpĀ | 12.5k
When the news breaks that the Centaurs' plane has made a crash landing, the hockey world holds its breath. But for Shane, the world stops entirely. With Ilya unreachable and the media circling like vultures, Shaneās carefully constructed golden mask finally shatters
š If you were gone, I would know. | 12.8k
What if Ilya lost his phone during the emergency landing, Shane couldn't reach him, he panicked, and chartered a plane to Tampa to find him instead.
š we stick together we can see it throughĀ | 13.4k
Shane told J.J. the truth after the almost-plane-crash. Now Shane has the aggressive support of his most sociable and meddlesome friend.
š Public Announcements and Public Breakdowns | 14.5k
Shane Hollander is on the Ice when an overhead announcement causes him to spiral. The Centaur's Plane has crashed. Shane needs to hear from Ilya now. There is only one person in the world who can pull him back from the brink and Shane doesn't even know if he's alive.
š Before I Lose YouĀ | 15.0k
Ilyaās phone breaks during the planeās emergency landing. Heās fine, but he has no way of letting the Hollanders know right away without outing his relationship with Shane.
š Prepare for ImpactĀ | 16.5k
Fresh off the ice after his game in Washington, Shane discovers a number of players from the Ottawa Centaurs were rushed to the hospital after their teamās plane was forced into an emergency landingāincluding Ilya. In his urgency to get to Ilya, Shane abandons his usual caution, putting the secrecy of their relationship in jeopardy to get to the man he loves.
š Right idea, a little to the leftĀ | 21.9k
When Zane Boodram receives a text from his wife after their almost plane crash in Tampa, telling him to please call this number because thereās someone on the other end who desperately needs to speak to his Captain, he definitely is not expecting Hayden Pike of the Montreal Voyageurs to be the person on the other end of the call.
š Crashing | 24.4k
The Centaur's emergency landing plays out a little bit worse, and Shane is left with the harsh reality of the cost of loving Ilya in secret
š A Danger to Yourself or OthersĀ | 37.1k
Set during The Long Game, an alternate version where the plane scene doesn't happen. Instead, there's this: a car crash, a therapist's duty to report, and an urgent reckoning with priorities
š You Have a Little Life In You Yet | 38.3k
The Ottawa Centaurs plane crashes in the Canadian wilderness. Shane tries to get answers while Ilya tries to stay alive
š What if love is not enough?Ā | 47.5k
The Centaurs plane actually crashed leaving Ilya seriously injured
š That's All It TakesĀ | 49.3k
What if Ilyaās plane had actually crashed? And what if it had happened before he and Shane had the chance to confess their love and know what it was like to be together.
š make the water your bones | 59.8k
After Ilya's plane crashes in the ocean, no one knows if the hockey star is alive or dead. Shane sets out to find him and reconcile their relationship
š clap when you landĀ | 120k
The Centaursā plane crashes. No deaths are reported, and that should be a relief. Ilya survives. He just isnāt waking up. As Shane waits, the world continues on, and heās forced to confront just how fragile their life truly is
š but you werenāt on the planeĀ | WIP
The Centaursā plane crashes and Ilya is left with serious injuries. As his medical proxy, Shane has to make a life-altering decision for Ilya while heās in surgery. Their relationship might not survive it.
š Jane Is Here Now (What Do You Need?)Ā | WIP
What if Rozanov's secret girlfriend Jane had been in the Official OttaWAGs chat basically since the new captain first arrived? What if the Centaur plane's emergency landing in Florida had been a bit ... bumpier, with the majority of the team completely or partially incapacitated? What if Rozanov's secret girlfriend showed up at the hospital out of nothing even before the families and team staff did? Ah! What then?
š Shane Hollander is my AngelĀ | WIP
Shane rushes to Ilya after the almost plane crash. Their secret is no longer a secret
š Change of PlansĀ | WIP
Shane goes to Tampa. The next morning, Troy Barrett receives a text from Ilya: āBringing boyfriend to breakfast. Tell team to be not weird.ā
š If the Body Were Not the SoulĀ | WIP
The stress of hearing Ilya was nearly in a plane crash sends Shane into labour. Which is surprising, considering he had no idea he was pregnant.
š Carry Me Through Troubled WatersĀ | WIP
What if the emergency landing was a little bit more of a crash landing?
š but you werenāt on the planeĀ | WIP
The Centaursā plane crashes and Ilya is left with serious injuries. As his medical proxy, Shane has to make a life-altering decision for Ilya while heās in surgery. Their relationship might not survive it.
Fic Rec Masterpost | Rewritten Scenes
2014 Vegas Rewrite | 2017 Break Up Happens | All Star Weekend Rewrite | Boxing Day Fight Rewrite | Centaurs Plane Crash Rewrite | Hotel Gym Rewrite | Shane Leaves Ilya Post Vegas | Sleeping w/ Other Men Fight
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So many people hate their own body so much and are so casually fatphobia toward themself and the thing is, when you're not, when you've healed yourself enough that you can look at yourself and say "my body is just a body that does body things" it becomes nearly impossible to be around people who openly hate their bodies. It feels like they're flinging their muck all over you, and you gotta shake yourself out so it doesn't stick. And misery really does love company. They'll talk about how fat they are and how they can't eat this or that or wear certain clothes or cut their hair short, and they want you to lament with them. And you gotta not, okay? You gotta not. You gotta walk away from that shit.
And you HAVE to pay attention to the things you say about your own body in front of other people, lest you become the person flinging your muck onto others.
ILYA WEEK 2026 || Day Two: Favorite Look
aka pretty much every look in I'll Believe in Anything [1x05]
baby boy, honeybee, God, I love the way you look at me
ilya rozanov week & day two -> favourite look

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ilya rozanov appreciation week: day two favorite look: black on black
Heated Rivalry (2025-) dir. Jacob Tierney
i do not ādelete sentencesā when they start āhindering the plotā i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did
You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette
and if there is a god, heās the bond thatās between us two
One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally canāt code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we canāt seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.
nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs
ilya physically moving shane around (insp.)

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i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.
like the usual arguments are "not everyone can afford video games or have the software to pirate" or "you can be a fan of a game's story, but not it's gameplay" but also some people just have more fun watching other people be really good at starcraft or speedrun super mario 64, i don't think that's a particularly out of the box way to engage with the medium.
i know this argument is generally about story driven games rather than competitive multiplayer games, but alot of discourse is around how "gameplay is a fundamental part of video games as an artform" and i absolutely agree but i also don't think you need to hold a controller in order to appreciate a video game on a mechanical level in the same i don't think you need a driver's license in order to be a vehicle enthusiast, like it certainly helps but some people are just kind of autistic like that.