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shakespeare wasn’t lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

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Star Wars + Iconic Lines

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Post Office and Town Tune Board

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heartfairy

sorry dude can’t hang out I’m making up scenarios in my head. sorry no it’s gonna take up all my time.

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dominant-dominion

“you’re so quiet” bro it's literally so loud in my brain.

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Fluffy pig

this little freak has a plan, for sure

rcktpwr

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

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mattibee

Just the two of us

we can make it if we try

horsefriend

This video gives me spiritually energy and power

derinthescarletpescatarian

Me: Why does that horse look like it’s made of wet clay

Me: Oh that’s why

tacomel420

hot girl summer

autumngracy

On all levels but physical, that's a pig

n00dl3gal

Lost in the sauce

urbanfantasyinspiration

Absolute shenanigans

kabaks

cityelf

I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.

The doors? Locked.

vilebloods

baby cats very cute

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SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) | dir. Jon Watts

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You sit on a throne of lies

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