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"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

“webtoons need to be x amount of panels long” back in my day webcomics updated one page a week and we liked it

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

African Magic Viewers' Choice Awards

true. stupid question honestly

It's even funnier though - Harrison Ford was also a professional carpenter, which is ultimately how he was introduced to George Lucas and wound up in Star Wars!!

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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