mildly uncomfortable 24/7

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all