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minty | CO | they/them | eligible age for the tumblr nursing home | ace | Thinking you're immune to an ideology (ANY ideology) makes you more vulnerable to it | Quite literally everyone who ends up in a cult does so by accident | Please keep yourselves safe on this blue hellsite | and please check out my laugh rule tag and if you don't think its funny your sense of humor is bad and you should feel bad

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shirleyjacksons

sounds like ass 🩷 how much do you want to bet carrie won’t purposefully kill anyone in this version

shirleyjacksons

i hate this motherfucker so much oh my god. will this series finally be the wake up call for the horror community to stop sucking his dick

#the. the mom from Carrie is so culturally relevant now tho. like she’s the conservatives dream mom

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by jonathan.mllr

Tfw you find out one of your favorite coworkers, who used to be a monk in Eastern Europe, drives a CYBERTRUCK

#this dude also is like 5’5 and very skinny so the cybertruck looks gigantic next to him. it’s awful I hate it so much

itscolossal

International Aerial Photographer of the Year Contest Highlights the World from Above

roscolux

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

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scary-numbers

Would a more accurate comparison be “held a surprise wedding a week before my planned wedding”

thecryptkeeper

i love women

jewfrogs

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

cyanocittae

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

cyanocittae

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

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escuerzoresucitado

Pedestrian traffic lights

captain-price-returns

#just found out my coworkers husband used to work on cyanide and happiness #she’s like late aughts royalty

maureen2musings

Chasing in Colorado

jonahlange_

#Colorado mention!!!#people don’t realize half the state is plains. it’s basically Kansas west #including me I did not realize that until I moved here #and the plains start basically in Denver. there’s a park where I can see prairie dogs 10 mins from my apartment

toskarin

my youtube algorithm is broken in ways I cannot possibly repair

coyotegirl-writer-s-block

why are they called "looksies" instead of views????

toskarin

it's a regional thing

clowncarpool

cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape

oil and acrylic on masonite

#my cat is always waiting for me on the rug outside the bathroom when I get out of the shower

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