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godsfavoritespecialangel

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

tuxankhamun

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mckitterick

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

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prof-grace-aspen

Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana. Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.

Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.

beemovieerotica

tea42

My beloved sent me gold and I wanted to share it.

#I watched on mute and had to listen for the last part #I NEVER would have guessed the trainer guy was bri’ish.#I can usually tell someone will have an accent before I unmute

homestarcaps

#whenever I am in a clothing store I think of shirt folding store #also a breadtriangle of pizza is in my lexicon

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sexy-necromancing-bird

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

foxgirlmindcrank

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

conspiracydeerist

blu3str1k3

thisarenotarealblog

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

morganoperandi

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

whumpster-fire

capnsoapy

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officialfoxsquadron

audiences have no idea how to be uncomfortable anymore

officialfoxsquadron

watch movies that make you uncomfortable read books that make you uncomfortable go to plays that make you uncomfortable watch tv that makes you uncomfortable look at paintings and sculpture and artwork that makes you uncomfortable. it is spiritually and morally and ethically and artistically really really good for you. think about why you are uncomfortable. what biases do you bring to art? what biases does the art bring to you? how do you reconcile this? how does your worldview grow and expand and change? all this and more will be answered and available to you if you just engage with art that does not coddle you and treats you like an intelligent human being that can sit through discomfort

#I was SO uncomfortable the first time I watched nightcrawler with the date scene between the main character and his boss #but a few years later I tried again and now it’s one of my favorite movies #I’m still obviously deeply uncomfortable with that scene but that’s the point. it’s okay if you’re not in the right mood for it.#you can turn it off. but you might appreciate it more if you come back to it knowing that the point is for it to make you uncomfortable.

hometoursandotherstuff

What? Really?

Apparently, this is a thing, if you actually want to do this to your car. This one looks wrapped. Look, even the windshield wiper is covered.

langernameohnebedeutung

it's so funny to read "and there was just one bed :O" fanfiction set in time periods where sharing a bed was entirely normal. Guys, just be glad it's only the two of you.

ineptshieldmaid

Hmm.

Proposition: There’s only the two of us in this bed (which makes it uncomfortably intimate). We’re usually three abed with Snoring Steve the footman between us. We kind of expected to bunk down before the fire or in a hayloft, but our mysteriously gracious host has given us a room, and this bed, and there’s only two of us in this bed.

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caressthosecheekbones

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

chthonion

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

probuccalfat

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

probuccalfat

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

adonischildsupportcase

movedbacktomymain

It's that time of night, have my favorite tiktok of all time

nevver

No longer and not yet, Carl Corey [substack]

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aroace-ryland-grace

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

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