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"exercise will give you more energy" gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into "exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to"

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

“fueled by spite: a cookbook of revenge”

@instructor144 For recipe day. :)

I need to add a kimchi recipe to this.. From “Mommy Dearest”

Through the power of love and friendship, we can break this guy’s ribs

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually

Hi it's me your cat coming at you again with Yucky Wet Sneeze

without arts & crafts we are in hell