1,999 party points

letting my nephew play with my crossbow unattended in another room & all of a sudden i hear a crack & the sound of his phase transition cutscene muffled through the drywall

oh my chuckle? well i just ate a giggleberry you see

giggleberry recall by FDA

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

we dont know anything about the mystery pyramid at all

may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

god has granted the philadelphia eagles victory and crushed those agents of satan beneath his righteous heel

Dude, imagine if instead of your Honda Rav 4, you drove a halo 2 scarab. Badass right?

What else can I imagine?

miles and miles of a sickening ichor