Come Find Me

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

They’re quite lovely. I’d like to live in the third one.

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

actually i think buckets used to be a pretty big thing way back when too

Anthony Bourdain

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead