i feel fluid, like i'm spilling

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

some of you guys are freaks :/ *reblogs*

Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

the child who reads 500 books a year to 20 something adult who only reads fanfic pipeline

cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

trump got the full covid experience, unemployment included

Bye Bye Bye is trending in US iTunes and I am LIVING

sir these are my emotional support 120 tabs of unread fanfiction