I May Be Ade, But I’m Not Cool

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

“stabbing crying killing hot” has a fantastic ring to it

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

ahhhh!!!! ooooooh!!!! oh noooo!!!!! eeeeeek!!!!!! oooooooo!!!!!! omg

every time a trans man who does not want to be called a twink gets called a twink I will personally go out into the world and rend 1 parked car to shreds with my teeth. cut it out

walk with me for a moment. let's think for a sec. I'm not upset but I do want people to understand. do you think assigning a label associated with feminine features, hairlessness, skinniness/lack of muscle tone, and high pitched voices is something that most trans men would feel comfortable being associated with? why or why not?

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

Buddy let me tell you, I am committing penis lust and penis gluttony as often as a goddamn can