Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped.

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

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why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

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Me, passing a car covered in horny thirst-trap anime girl stickers: while I personally find this to be cringe, given the national push for censorship, I must concede that this is technically Praxis.

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

is there any academic research into what liquids can be safely used as a replacement for bong water? anecdotally i've done some rips from a bong filled with blue Powerade (frat) and it tasted distinctly "blue" so there's definitely some chemicals being imparted on the smoke. ideally you'd be looking for a substance that's cheap, nonreactive with smoke, and has a lower freezing point than water (since the entire point would be getting colder hits without using ice). also anecdotally, i've gotten good results with a saltwater-ice slurry, but it's super tedious to set up, only works on pieces with suitably wide mouths (trying to funnel it through a 14mm opening is a pain), and has a lifespan of about 15 minutes before the ice melts and raises the water level enough that you're making out with Poseidon every rip. there has to be a better way

THIS IS MY CIRCUS YOU ARE MY MONKEYS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND.

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.