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putting a poster on the door to my room that says twerps dweebs pipsqueaks etc. DNI

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Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

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they say a sword chooses its wielder but they say that about a lot of things. I think sometimes you just wanted the sword

🙂‍↕️ = head falling out of guillotine

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day 3 of being Sisyphus and you KNOW im cranking my shit raw to that boulder

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

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I got a cursed body part too but instead of making me evil it just sucks doesnt work right.

youll nofice that no matter what character i'm playing in any given post i'm always framed as kind of pathetic and dumb and childish and oblivious to my own patheticness in every single scenario. this is of course, because i'm cute. and chuuni. and also really cool. honestly if you come away thinking i'm actually pathetic ghats probably a moral failing on your part because my coolness should just be self evident. it should be obvious to everyone that i'm awesome. and there IS no second panel. just one, and it's all me baby. cool awesome cute girl. stop trying to scroll down please

talking to americans is so funny they're like "yeah I'm going to Pittsburgh" and I'm like wow Pittsburgh like from Fallout 3. wow the west coast like from GTA5. wow Chicago from Chicago. don't get me started on New York. how does it feel to live in the places all the media is about

Has anyone else noticed recently that when you press the 🅐 Button while in the air you can hardly find the strength to do a Double Jump anymore? Go ahead and try if you want, but it won't work.

Nothing's been the same since she... fuck... I'm sorry... since she... since she left this world. If only I'd remembered that holding and releasing the 🅑 Button would've allowed me perform a powerful Spin Attack. If I hadn't forgotten, she might still be here today. Shit... fuck... I can't handle this anymore, I'm sorry.

There's a Save Point over there. They say if you stand on it and press 🅧 you can save your game. But can any of us really be saved? I don't think so. Not after everything we've done.

Press the 🅜 Button to undo the damage from this War. Oh? There's no 🅜 Button on your Controller? Funny that.

"if you forgot then it obviously wasn't important to you" is an ableist thing to say and i'm tired of pretending it's not

I've forgotten *my own birthday* before. There are several years of my life just straight up missing. In the past I've forgotten silly little frivolous things like NAMES OF LOVED ONES or WHERE MY HOUSE IS. But obviously none of that was important. Fucking awful, ableist thing to say.

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