everybody's cringe bitch, lets get you some fruit

you cant hope to do ANY good progressive work as a feminist if you think that body shaming is a valid tool at your disposal. yes, even against men. any trait you can insult a man's body for there exists a woman with that trait who knows you arent in her corner. there are women who are fat and women who are hairy, women who are balding. women with penises and testes. women with acne and neckbeards. these traits are not exclusive to the misogynistic creep cishet men who you are trying to insult.

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage

if one more person talks about a man on this post i'm going to cause an international incident

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

yes it IS gay to be in a band.

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be