future liveleak star

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

they don't tell you this but you can actually watch a movie

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

nostalgia is reactionary so me not being able to remember anything is revolutionary praxis

and i said: let’s all lez out in the year 2000!!!!!

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

to be honest it kind of feels unfathomably good to wrap your fat thighs around someone

sex is largely an excuse to wrap yourself around someone like a constrictor

I just realized that a lot of my followers don’t even know my whole deal

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

flirting by waving winking and making lewd gestures

the mourners are horrified

pretty sure the funeral director's into it, though