future liveleak star

guy who never goes to bed but instead takes thousands of "micro sleeps" every time he blinks throughout the day, sustaining him perfectly

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

I know it's not done with bad intentions but people really gotta start using jane schoenbrun's actual pronouns (they/them) especially if they consider themselves fans

yippeeee! *dives into my bed at the exact right angle that i phase through the molecules entering the fabled bedtime dimension and become cozy forever*

had a fucked up dream i had a book that turned out could never be read again the same as the first time because each reread the characters became incrementally more aware that the events of the book had happened before and they were “reliving” it and i reread enough times that they became self aware, figured out they were in a book, acknowledged me as the reader, and some lost their minds or had existential crises, became violent to other characters or themselves, some begged me to never stop reading or they ceased to exist and others begged me to end it all stop reading and keeping them trapped in the endless loop of torment, and the literal only way to get the book back to its first run was to hand it off to someone else to read for the first time and for some reason i physically couldn’t tell anyone about it so i’d have to just hope whoever i gave it to would only read it once and i could never open the book again to check if they were okay and back to normal because i was terrified of fucking them all up again :(

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

[Image ID: Private tweet from ciara (@/ normalGirl222) reading: I dont struggle with obsessive thoughts they actually come quite easily to me /End ID]

Imo the best type of system for children to grow up in would be one that assumes the birth parents/primary guardians won't do shit and takes care of every aspect of childcare that's essential for their wellbeing and development, collectively.

But I'm just a guy who only learned how to brush his teeth properly and got glasses as a child because we had both a dentist and a doctor come to school on a regular basis. The dentist would have us all stand in a circle with our little toothbrushes and show us how to brush and correct our technique. The doctors would give us general health assessments and then have the teachers contact our patents and essentially peer pressure them into getting us any health intervention we needed. My parents only reluctantly got me glasses because they knew the teachers would judge them if they kept seeing me sit in the very front row and still squint to see the chalkboard. So I'm biased.

see also family abolition, and youth liberation .

Also sometimes parents become disabled or die and family can't always be counted on, and sometimes there isn't other family

do you think in the 1910/1920s people were getting in trouble for joking like "we just hit the iceberg..." and "this is literally my titanic"

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

sometimes i watch a movie and i think of a tag one of my mutuals put on a post going i think listys watching movies they havent made yet lmao

black and white movie day i reckon

X-Files is iconic because in the first episode Scully shows up at Mulder's hotel room in her underwear and neither of them treat it as remotely sexual. X-Files is also iconic because by the second episode Scully is holding an air force officer hostage to get Mulder back and by the third she is staking her professional reputation on his right to have insane theories. She thinks he's crazy. She's ride-or-die for him. These two facts exist in equal measure no matter how many weird things he shows her or how impossible his latest theories might be. Again, this is just the first three episodes. They're already making television history.

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️