It's a good sign to me when the ultra low budget movie has really obviously pulled acting talent from somewhere in the sex work pool, because it means you know at least someone working on this thing is a professional.

So today on the local news they covered that the US men’s soccer team beat Australia but the news anchors didn’t get nearly as excited about that as they did about the report about the local zoo releasing more endangered lizards into the wild and frankly I agree with them

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

do not fucking call a black n white film boring in my presence

every teenager is right that music is more important than anything else in the WORLD!!!!!

im only attracted to worthy opponents

Stuck an 'out of order' sign on my coworkers back because he started vaping again and it took him a humiliatingly long time to notice.

today seems like a great day to watch movies all day

it's not surprising, of course. to many, a dog being euthanized for attacking a person is a tragedy. poor thing was in a bad environment you see, it didn't deserve to die. and to many, every criminal should be put to death. they are inherently cruel and cannot change, any sentence more lenient than death is an injustice to their victims. why might a dog maul someone? well clearly the poor thing was a victim, it was circumstance that spurred it to violence. why might a person mug someone? clearly they have a corrupt soul, incapable and unworthy of empathy. they were spurred to criminality by their own sick nature. so to say, in their eyes, a human criminal is less human than a dog

did you guys hear about the psychic air freshener

it makes scents when you think about it

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

i love how white people are supposed to be graciously forgiven for having a racist past because "they were kids and didn't know any better" but no one gives a flying fuck about the black kids that were subjected to brutal racist bullying during their childhoods. bullying that we're still subject to today because nothing has changed. white people were not being racist to some amorphous, unfeeling entity in some vacuous, isolated section of the internet, they were hurling slurs, racist "jokes"/imagery and antiblackness at REAL ACTUAL CHILDREN while gaslighting and mocking us for being upset, and no one gives a fuck!! we're just supposed to forgive these people who are never sorry and never will be and if not we're the problem and im so sick of it

‘hilson’ this, ‘hilson’ that, I think stacey and cuddy should have been allowed to kiss with tongue

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies