"Real children do not go hoppity skip"

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

I love her

So is anyone else imagining her as a kind of absent minded scientist side character in like Secret of NIMH or just me?

You really don't have to be nice to people who constantly violate your boundaries without caring. You don't have to worry about coming across as "too mean" when telling them to stop. Repeatedly violating someone's boundaries knowingly (even if your boundaries don't make sense to them) doesn't need a kind reaction.

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

just my opinion but I think the heart emojis should just be one emoji with a color slider so I can have any color heart I want. I would like a lavender one please

time smells bad.

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

when 2 buses pass each other and the bus drivers don't wave at each other like omg....did you guys break up....