LIZARD

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

just thought you'd like to know that op of that post you just reblogged has a sex kink. yeah ive seen her porn blog and theres like zero inflation or latex or anything normal on there it's all gifs of naked people smushing their bodies together. it's disgusting

where's that picture that ruined my life

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat