danielâs publicist: hey, i just wanted to let you know that a bunch of your fans think youâre, uh, sleeping with that 20-something.
daniel: ok, and?
publicist: do you not have a problem with that orâ?
daniel: are my book sales tanking?
publicist, reluctantly: no, theyâre actually higher than ever before
daniel, completely deadpan: then iâll keep fucking him
















