hi

people in this fandom look you in the eyes and earnestly call varka and lohen dad and son, uncle and nephew, mentor and mentee, and then you turn around and varka grabs you by the shoulder to tell you how he wants to brat tame lohen on company time

because as long as there has been human consciousness there has been trust. and the trust is built into organized groups. and as long as there have been organized groups there has been distrust in those groups, and nosy folks trying to get to the bottom of their theories based on trust in anything other than the organization. this has always lead to espionage and schemery. in other words, spies. spies are forever.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

if you can’t get ROCK FUCKING HARD i dont want you to even LOOK at my blog!!!

Honestly, it's like picking up a book and saying "I know all these words, I can type, I could have written this" like there's no middle step between the technical ability and the finished work.

It's especially funny when they're also wrong about the technical ability because they don't understand the specific medium and assume that something very hard would be very easy.

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

You see me write down the word "sex" followed by a question mark and underlining it twice