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"Smile, darling."

"You look tense."

"Keep your eyes on me."

"Be mine tonight. Truly, only mine... Please."

"I owe you big time, baby."

"You look.. oh my god."

"You're doing so well, baby."

"When will you end this act, [name]?"

"It's complicated, please act along for a few days."

"They're looking. Kiss me. Now."

"My love."

"I didn't know you could dance."

"You don't know a lot of things about me, my fake lover."

"Stop saying we are fake." "Isn't that what we are though?"

"This is all fake anyways. Why catch feelings and get hurt?"

"Get your head straight. I'm leaving once this all ends."

"It's hurting me, can't you see?" ".. but why can't you see it's hurting me too?"

"Not a single moment of all this was fake."

"I kissed you, and it felt so real." "Because it was."

"Stop acting like we are actually in love." ".. What..? I am not acting."

"How long are you going to pretend you don't feel it?"

"I can't resist you."

"I can't continue to do this with you. I can't continue to play fake. I want to start it real with you."

"None of this was not real, not even for a moment. You and I both know it. You felt it when I kissed you for the first time, I did too. I want to kiss you again, but this time---as someone who's your true lover."

Fake Dating Conflicts

Someone told the MC they're fake dating they have a crush on them and either a. MC can't tell them they're not really dating or b. they do tell them and the person thinks they're lying about it

One of the people in the fake relationship told someone they thought they could trust that it was fake and they tell everyone, outing their fake rs as what it is

One starts to actually catch the feels while the other just... doesn't

An ex comes to town and start stirring up drama

They pretend fight only to actually start fighting over things that were said or things that weren't said

Someone catches them not sleeping together and realizes it's fake - or really any other multitude of things that make them catch on that it isn't real

They realize they really like each other but they're terrified of commitment and it scares them away from starting a relationship

hi these are cute jsjsjs

>> fake dating prompts

> enjoy!

dialogue:

“are you kidding me?”

“this is against the rules…”

“why are we doing this again?”

“i don’t care about them anymore, i care about you”

“they’re staring”

“these things usually don’t go to plan, you know”

“are you sure?”

“put my hand down dumbass”

“nobody’s around right now…”

“its always been you”

“this is easier than i thought”

“i feel like neither of us are faking this”

“you’re really that touch starved, huh”

“quick, they’re coming!”

“can i kiss you- or is that against the rules” “fuck the rules”

Teasing While Fake Dating (Flirting)

"Oh my god, does that expression really feel attractive to you?" "Oh my god, does farting in my presence really feel attractive to you?" "Hey, we're not really together." "Well, I have the same response to you."

"Too bad we're not really together 😏" "We can change that 😏" *friend A starts to sputter in shock* "Hah, got ya! You can't beat me in flirting chicken."

"You are so cute when you get all flustered~" "Hey! I seem to recall a time the other day when you were stuttering at one of the questions that was asked about sleeping with me!"

"Do you guys ever stop hitting on each other?" "What? We're not-" *nudges their ribs* "ever stopping because we're just that into each other."

"You know, flirting that much makes it seem like you're trying to prove you're together."

"No one's going to believe that you two are together if you keep that facade up... let me give you some pointers how to seem like a real couple."

Character A’s arm around Character B’s waist, subconsciously keeping them close; glaring at people who try to get close to Character B. 

Heart twisting uncomfortably in Character A’s chest when they see Character B’s eyes lighting up when they’re talking to someone else, so much so Character A has to tear their eyes away to calm themselves down. The reminder of fake, fake, fake repeats in Character A’s head. 

Seeking for Character B’s hand subconsciously, intertwining their fingers, palm pressed against palm; snug and warm, the feeling of never wanting to let go almost overwhelming. But this is fake be damned — for now, it’s all about the comfort. (It becomes a habit.) 

Drunken kisses. God, the drunken kisses, with Character B’s fingers in Character A’s hair and Character B perched in their lap, kissing them with no restraint; things getting heated, Character A’s hands slipping under Character B’s shirt and earning a slight shiver from them. All the while, Character A could only wish Character B would kiss them like this when they’re sober. Character A lets that thought linger until they both fall asleep in each other’s arms after kissing way too many times to count because they can’t seem to get enough of each other. 

Late night phone calls or endless text messages at two in the morning, never wanting the conversation to end. It makes Character A wonder, but they stop themselves before these thoughts spiral out of their control. 

The thoughts of wanting Character B in a way they can’t have them becomes more frequent. They know it’s only going to break them by thinking like this, but they continue to entertain the idea of it; of how it would be like to call Character B theirs, for real. (It’s unhealthy, so fucking unhealthy, but they can’t help it.) 

Kisses becoming longer; more desperate, more passionate, with no need for alcohol. It burns to have Character B kiss them like they mean it; like there’s supposed to be something there, but they push it down because this is fake. It’s fake. This is all an act. (Character A convince themselves, at least for a little while more.)

Gazing at each other like they’re in love with each other, even though the both of them know they’re not in love with each other (or maybe denial is more blissful than they realise?). 

Fighting with each other hurts more than it should; it dissolves into tears, slamming doors shut and heart aches that wouldn’t have happened if they didn’t agree to this stupid fake dating thing. 

And then it all comes to a head one day, tearful and angry confessions on the tips of their tongues. (And by God, are they so dramatic about it, too.) 

B: “Why are you doing this to us? We— we were doing so good—” 

A: “Because this is supposed to be fake, but I’m falling for you and I’m fucking terrified I’m never going to be able to catch myself. Because I’m falling for you and you don’t feel the same and everything in me screams for me to run away, but I can’t because it’s you.” 

Hi :)

So, both have a crush on each other? And you want to figure out why they would have a crush on that other person?

To be honest: you can have a crush on someone for basically any reason. The sun just needs to hit them right, the radio plays the right song and boom - crush on the person who you made eye contact with in the cereal aisle.

Reasons for having a crush on someone:

they are a genuinely nice person

they are good-looking

they have an interesting weirdness about them

they let you go in front of them in the check-out line

they are a skilled handyman

they wait for you when you are slower than the rest of the group

they have a really cool style

they held a door open for you

they explained a joke to you that you didn't get

they scrunch up their nose when they think about something and it's really cute

they are the only other person your age around

they help you cheat in an exam

they like the same music

they stood up to a teacher or authority figure

they don't care about what anyone says

they send you funny memes

they look hot in the gym

they are really good with children

they are really good with animals

they smiled at you once

they are very attentive

they always make you the perfect cup of coffee

they ran across a field and looked like they are in a commercial

they wore your favourite colour today

they seem like a really cool person

they read a book to you

they love about your jokes

they care about the same injustices

they totally match your energy

they held eye contact with you across a room once

they are clumsy and simply adorable

they have the best comebacks

they played a song on their guitar

they always make sure to include you in stuff

And the list goes on and on...

Hope you have a crush on someone today :)

They were actually quite the good kisser, but they of course would never ever tell them that.

This fake dating thing all of a sudden turned into an engagement that felt very, very real.

It’s a Shakespearean love story, but Romeo and Juliet only date to annoy their parents.

Knowing that this is all an act and really knowing it are two different things.

The fake dating period wasn’t supposed to be that long that they had to shop for anniversary gifts.

On Valentine’s Day everything seems to have a discount for couples, so why not pretend to be one to save some money and have fun?

They had resigned themself to the fact that they would not marry for love, but if someone was arranging a loveless marriage they had to live with for the rest of their life, it would be her and not her parents.

Sharing a bedroom was bad enough, but sharing a bathroom while they are not actually dating, is the worst.

They should have known that fake dating never goes according to plan.

It was a stupid idea and they really hadn’t thought this whole thing through.

This fake relationship will not end in a love story, but in a wonderful friendship.

The deeper they get, the harder it will be to eventually break up.

He doesn’t know how long people normally fake-date someone, but it probably wasn’t years.

There are the long and well planned out fake relationships and then there are the spontaneous ones.

The reaction they get when they finally come clean and tell everyone that this was all a charade, is not what they expected.

They already live together and basically go everywhere together, so how hard can it be to pretend that they are also a couple?

When it was all over, they still felt the weight of the fake wedding ring on their finger, like a phantom pain for what they never really had.

The fact that they really enjoyed the making out and the hand holding was just a nice extra.

They just wanted free champagne and maybe a dessert when they fake proposed in a filled restaurant. Just some harmless fun. What they didn’t realize was that not everyone in this restaurant was a stranger. And that some people would want answers.

It started when they just wanted to get out of work events by saying they had something planned with their partner. But when all their colleagues want to finally meet that mysterious partner, they need to find one quick.

Fake Dating/Marriage/Engagement Prompts|Fake Dating Dialogue Prompts|Fake Dating AUs

Hi :)

Just came back from spending a week with my family and I had a lovely time, so I’m happy right now. Hope you are as well.

For your prompts, here you are:

Fake Dating/Marriage/Engagement Prompts

Dialogue Prompts

“You don’t have to like me, you just need to pretend you do.”

“Are you doubting my acting skills?”

“I’m easy. Buy me a nice ring and I’ll lie to your parents.”

“I think they bought it. We can leave now.” “No way, this was just 5 minutes and I have a reputation to uphold.”

“Your parents will take one look at me and know it’s fake. I’m just so far out of your league.”

“You know we’re not actually dating, so why did you propose to me in front of my family?” “I’m sorry, I panicked.”

“What?! No one said anything about consummating the marriage!”

“I only say yes under one condition: I want a public proposal with the potential to be a viral sensation. Go big or go home.”

“I said moaning, not screaming! They’re not going to think we’re having fun, they’ll think I’m murdering you!”

“You’re actually a really good kisser.” “You’re actually very average.”

Text Prompts

This fake dating thing all of a sudden turned into an engagement that felt very, very real.

It’s a Shakespearean love story, but Romeo and Juliet only date to annoy their parents.

The fake dating period wasn’t supposed to be that long that they had to shop for anniversary gifts.

They had resigned themself to the fact that they would not marry for love, but if someone was arranging a loveless marriage they had to live with for the rest of their life, it would be her and not her parents.

Have fun!

- Jana

Romantic Prompts

Romance Story Starters

Romantic Questions Prompts

Romance Prompt Lists (Masterpost)

Bad romances, unrequited, break-up Part I + Part II + Part III

Flirting - Successful and unsuccessful Part I + Part II

Two smart and also stupid people in love

Romance Dialogue - Bubbly + Reserved

Push and pull romantic prompts

Unrequited Love Prompts

Dramatic/Break-up Dialogue Prompts

Jealousy Prompts 1 + 2

Things said during sex Prompts

Awkward Post-Sex Dialogue

Flirting Prompts - Oblivious and flirty

Teasing Prompts

One-Liners Dialogue - Romantic, Smutty + Physical

Love Language - Showing, not telling love

Love Language - Showing you care

Romance Dialogue Prompts – Uncomfortable with affection

Grumpy Affectionate Dialogue

Grumpy + Sunshine Dialogue

Inexperienced with romance Prompts

One-sided affections dialogue

Love Confessions (Masterpost)

Lovers being caught Prompts

OTP Christmas Prompts

OTP with Children Prompts

Meet cutes

Milestones in a relationship

Moving in together

Introducing partner(s) to family

Meeting the family Prompts

Anniversary Dinner Prompts

Proposal Prompts

Elopement Prompts

Wedding Dialogue

Honeymoon

Physical Reactions

Seeking out physical affection

Romantic, non-sexual intimacy prompts

Romantic Fall Date Ideas

50 Cute Date Ideas + 50 More!

Forbidden Romance

Grumpy + Sunshine Dialogue

Love-hate relationship

Reluctant allies to friends to lovers dynamic

Lovers to enemies

Exes to lovers

Getting back together Prompts

Friends with benefits to lovers Prompts

Enemies to friends with benefits Prompts

Neighbors to Lovers Dialogue Prompts

Blind date after ONS Prompts

Best friends to lovers Prompts

Childhood friends to lovers Prompts

Childhood friends to enemies to lovers prompts

Matchmaking Prompts

Accidental Marriage Prompts

Fake Dating Masterpost

OT3 Prompts

OT3 Ideas

Love Triangle Ideas

Ways to say ‘I love you’

Saying I love you…

Second chance trope

Relationship Problems

OTP Prompt Challenge

Relationship Changes

Bed Sharing Scenarios

Kisses Masterpost (Prompts, First Kiss, Accidental Kiss, …)

Enemies to Lovers Masterpost

Fluffy/Family Prompts

One Hundred Compliments

Giving the reader butterflies with your characters

Making your characters blush

Domestic fluff prompts

Soft Domestic Stuff

Sleepy Starters

Fluff Prompts

Fluffy Dialogue Prompts

Fluffy Sentence Starters

Cute Interactions

Family Prompts

Protective Family Prompts

Pregnancy Prompts

Found Family Prompts

Found Family Mother/Daughter Prompts

Things a mother teaches her daughter

Father + Adopted Daughter Prompts

Siblings and Parents Prompts

Parental Affection Moments

Parent/Child Angst

Alcoholic mother blaming daughter

Enemies to Siblings

Siblings Prompts

Brothers Prompts

Things Telepathic Twins Would Do

Hand-holding

Touching

Hugs

Casual Affections

Affections without touching

Touches Ask Games

Museum Date

Things to do at a carnival

Step-Siblings Prompts

Stepmother/Stepdaughter Bonding

Befriending Sibling-in-Law Prompts

Cooking/Baking Dialogue Prompts

Quiet movie night Prompts

Having fun in the rain

Height Difference Prompts

Hurt/Comfort Prompts

Hurt/Comfort Masterpost

Injury Dialogue Prompts

Sickness Dialogue Prompts

Angsty Prompts

Angsty Dialogue Masterpost

Leaving Dialogue Prompts

Reunion Dialogue Reactions

Unwilling goodbye + love confession prompts

Trying to make them stay Dialogue Prompts

Amnesia Prompts

Amnesia Dialogue

Lover being hurt Prompts

Drama Starting Points

Conflicts for Couples 1 + 2

Betrayal Dialogue Prompts

Hiding from horror dialogue

Finding out the truth dialogue

“I’m sorry…” Apology Starters

Saying I’m sorry…

Apologizing for emotional neglect

Friends Prompts

Friends Prompt Challenge

Platonic activities for friends

Online Friends Prompts

Group of Friends AU Prompts

Opening Sentences (Friend group in NYC)

Road Trip Ideas

Party Games Prompts

Drunk Friendgroup

Amusement Park Activities

Surprise party gone wrong

Settings for conversations

Having fun in the rain

Bar Conversation Starters

Outside of school activities

Walking to school prompts

Rekindling Friendship Dialogue

AU Prompts

AU ideas

Royalty AU Masterpost

Victorian AU Prompts

Historic Prompts - 1800s Ball Prompts

Parallel Universe Romance Prompts (x)

Roommates AU Masterpost

Boarding School Prompts

Sport Romance Prompts

College/University AUs

Meet ugly College AU

Polar Opposite Students Prompts

Professor/TA Romance

Hogwarts Prompts

Co-workers - Hate to love (1 + 2)

Colleague AUs

Matchmaking at Work Prompts

Secret Dating at Work Prompts

Neighbor AUs (1 + 2 + 3)

Fan x Celebrity Prompts

Road to fame ideas

Gossip Girl/Rich AUs

Coffee Shop AUs + more prompts

Bookstore AUs

Flower Shop AUs

Bodyguard AUs

Bodyguard Dialogue Prompts

Firefighter/Police AUs

Lawyer AUs

Patient and Doctor Prompts

Groundhog Day Prompts

Pirate Prompts

Spy Prompts

Soulmates AUs

Lifeguard AUs

Band AU Prompts

Supernatural/Mystery/Thriller/Crime Prompts

Ghosts Masterpost

Mermaid Prompts

Guardian Angel Prompts

Summoning a God Prompts

Life & Death Prompts

Showing aliens the human world

Thriller/Mystery Prompts

Murder Mystery Prompts

Mystery Plot Prompts

Survival Game Prompts

Partners in Crime – Meeting again

Assassins Banter Dialogue

Heist Prompts

Hero x Villain Masterpost

Falling for the kidnapper prompts

Time Travel Dialogue Prompts

Causes for the apocalypse

Fantasy/Sci-Fi Masterpost (Werewolves, Vampires, Time Travel, etc.)

Holiday/Seasonal Prompts

Monthly Prompt Lists

Spooktober/Halloween Prompts

Christmas Prompts Compilation

24 Days of Gift-Giving - Advent Calendar

Fluffy winter holiday prompts

New Year’s Eve Prompts

New Year’s Dialogue Prompts

Valentine’s Day Prompts

Spring Vibes

Summer Vibes

Fall Vibes

Fall AUs

Winter Vibes

Birthday AUs

Birthday Prompts

Ranked Prompt Lists

Ranked Lists (Top 20 Lists, Best Prompts/Posts of the Year)

Various Prompt Lists

Contemporary/Realistic Prompts (1 + 2)

Sarcastic Dialogue Prompts

Ways to die at home

Random Questions Prompts

Favourite Tropes

Animal Prompts

Dialogue Responses

5 + 1 Fic Prompts

‘Write about’ Prompts

‘Imagine your OTP’ Prompts

Drabble Prompts Masterlist

All The Fic Titles

All The Prompts List

List of Names

Writing Games

Daily Writing Challenge

30 Days Writing Challenge

One Word Prompt Lists

Pygmy Falcon

Great Hornbill

Wallcreeper

and

Cedar Waxwing

Red Crowned Crane

Brahminy Kite

Green Tree Swallow (I mean seriously - those are metallic teal feathers against stark white. Damn.) 

Bali Mynah

And, last but certainly not least, the cutest fucking puffball on this planet earth:

Hooded Pitta (or as like to call them little olives)

Coua

Mot-Mot

the Golden Pheasant,

and the Oriental Dwarf Kingfisher.

The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.

To turn it off

go to the eShop

go to your profile where your funds and account info is

go down to the bottom of the page

there you will see “Google Analytics Preferences”

select the Change

select “Don’t Share”

“I won’t be available.”

Imagine you’re at work and your boss asks you to come in on Saturday. Saturday is usually your day off–coming in Saturdays is not an obligation to keep your job. Maybe you were going to watch a movie with a friend, or maybe you were just going to lie in bed and eat ice cream for eight hours, but either way you really, really don’t want to give up your day off.

If you consider yourself a millennial you’ve probably been raised to believe you need to justify not being constantly at work. And if you’re a gen-Z kid you’re likely getting the same toxic messages that we did. So in a situation like that, you might be inclined to do one of three things:

Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Cave when they pressure you to come in anyway, since you’re not doing anything important.

Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Over-apologize and worry that you looked bad/unprofessional.

Lie and say you’ve got a doctor’s appointment or some other activity that feels like an adequate justification for not working.

The fact is, it doesn’t matter to your boss whether you’re having open heart surgery or watching anime in your underwear on Saturday. The only thing that affects them is the fact that you won’t be at work. So telling them why you won’t be at work only gives them reason to try and pressure you to come in anyway.

If you say “I won’t be available,” giving no further information, you’d be surprised how often that’s enough. Be polite and sympathetic in your tone, maybe even say “sorry, but I won’t be available.” But don’t make an excuse. If your boss is a professional individual, they’ll accept that as a ‘no’ and try to find someone else. 

But bosses aren’t always professional. Sometimes they’re whiny little tyrants. So, what if they pressure you further? The answer is–politely and sympathetically give them no further information.

“Are you sure you’re not available?” “Sorry, but yes.”

“Why won’t you be available?” “I have a prior commitment.” (Which you do, even if it’s only to yourself.)

“What’s your prior commitment?” “Sorry, but that’s kind of personal.”

“Can you reschedule it?” “I’m afraid not. Maybe someone else can come in?”