And the frog butts have it

lol *unsocializes your social media*

the twitter migrants complaining about the way tumblr functions are so funny because they will say things like "you mean i have to FOLLOW people? i dont get posts spoon fed to me by an algorithm???" like yeah these are positives on an unrelated note is your attention span doing alright

Somebody teach the redditors what KUNG POW PENISing is, because we're gonna get another wave of twitter refugees and we're gonna need them to know

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I'm proud of you guys

Twitter really said "you've read 300 posts time to go touch grass"

Hahahahahajahahahahahhahjjjjjhhahahahahhahahaha you've gotta be shitting my dick. Destroying a social media platform speedrun any percent

Waking up to Twitter on fire 🥰

elon musk is actually so smart because by me moving back to tumblr I’m actively screaming into the void and getting no response back which is the same as before on twitter except people saw my tweets they just didn’t interact with them

My theory for the movie is that the kids were killed by a security guard so the animatronics simultaneously are trying to kill the security guards and keep children away from them. So they're trying to save Abby from being murdered and are trying to get revenge against the man that killed them.

just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about

i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food

Bro.

i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????