If You're A Dude I'm Blocking You~♡

official shadow the hedgehog post

Why are all of my friends so stupidly fucking hot

Ha ha I'm normal now

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.

a “brat” is a thing you hit until it’s not anymore. hope this helps. 👍

every day can be awesome when u have a little sister

if a girl says smth like “i’m a grown up!!” or “i’m a big girl!!” that’s basically a cry for help to be proven wrong

obviously spanking is the most effective correction method

you should pull up my shirt to expose my tits whenever you want. you could expose my tits to play with them, or maybe you just want to see them, or maybe you want to embarrass me, or maybe you're just bored and it's something to do

reblog to tell prev she's a good girl

feel like my wife is eagerly waiting for my impending doom when she finally sees me get stupid around other women

almost 4 years(!!!!) and i still get my words jumbled and go all giggly