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hi. i really, really need everyone to see this gif of someones frog i just saw on reddit

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depsidase

#literally taking a college course on this rn

exxos-von-steamboldt

mxalexwhat

But it’s also hysterical because its like, what if a guest on your favorite twitch stream turned out to be in the middle of a one-man military operation and now the markiplier has to help him save the entire universe from the greatest evil ever conceived? And then the show just ended like normal?

tomb-mold

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

aurpiment

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

picklebit

Fr dude

If I could think during that time I'd be unstoppable

aurpiment

I’m saying like

picklebit

I could cook dinner AND do the laundry

aurpiment

The world woukd be your mollusc

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obv10usly

We’re here.

We’re queer.

We’ve got crows feet coz we’ve been making each other laugh like crazy for 16 whole years.

livelaughlok1

if only they could see themselves now

ceruleanheaven

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

diphowell

yaoi in real life

skopostheorie

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memeufacturing-deactivated20161

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

elodieunderglass

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

chatdomestique

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

sailatina3

hanamakis

yourdadsghoulfriend

the very last second made it, tbh

polkadot-cookie

i-am-a-fish

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

i-am-a-fish

if I fought 60 badgers at once I would do even worse

totally-india

I would win easily but it's only because I'm a country

i-am-a-fish

India cleans 60 badger matchup hands down

neat-deadandlive-things

The creature outside my window that has been building a nest all week finally had a baby!

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eusexuanal

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

murraysiskind-deactivated202406

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

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