welcum frends

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

I have GOT to stop spending $30

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

Or murder or kill or sex

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were

movies need to start using lower quality cameras. everything feels too real which makes it feel fake which stops it from feeling real

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved