Top Posts Tagged with #except surprise

The funny part about a Bruce is everyone's (mostly the batboys) Bio dad AU is supposed to be that he's discovering this is his ACTUAL kids that he could have known them sooner and him receiving psychic damage from it.

but all i can think of is that those are some STRONG black hair blue eye genes, jeez man

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I'm gonna try n see spiderverse tomorrow but I'm worried I'll get there n all the seats will be sold out cause they only have two showings for the sub >.>

#personal shizz #i cant reserve a seat online cause i dont have a japanese card to buy it #i doubt my american card will work #every time i try to use it #it wants me to give it the code it sent to my phone #except surprise #i had changed my number when i moved #n i cant change it in my us bank account #cause when i try to log in it gives me the same code shit !!!#n then i cant call them cause of the time difference ...#guess ill try checking the seats right before i leave n see how many r left ..#i dont wanna go to a whole nother town just to have no movie to watch

SITS IN HIS INBOX because he can.

⎡ @qatakami ⫿ unscripted ⫿ accepting ⎦

Stares back. Because... why.

#answered #qatakami #im just picturing him hearing sounds coming from his closet #and he's pissed because obviously its rukia #eXCEPT SURPRISE #it's a full grown man #poor ichi #he's been conditioned to expect the worst #it's not even the worst thing he's seen today

so those dresses I got last week that I was all excited about? not only did the hems fall apart at the first wash, so did the stitching

like, they were just straight up shoddily made

#i am so frustrated #the dresses were $35 each #and i was super excited about them #except surprise #they aren't well made

oh, i finished melting stones today so i have read all the books i bought

i will have to bring something else to read on the bus

possibly i'll reread jonathan strange and mr norrell, simply because it's so big and serious-looking that no one will think it's a romance novel

#except SURPRISE #there is more romance in that than in the first eight circle of magic books #WHO IS THE WINNER NOW